function WriteHeadlines(vCat) { var vHeadlines = ""; var a = vHeadlines.split(","),i; if (vCat == 1) { // Health var vCatName = "Health News"; var vCatURL = "//www.alternativenews.com/health-news.asp"; a[0] = "Liberal media admits: The ultimate goal is gun confiscation from all citizens? at gunpoint!|//newstarget.com/2017-11-19-liberal-media-admits-the-ultimate-goal-is-gun-confiscation-from-all-citizens-at-gunpoint.html|11/20/2017 11:16:53 PM|Newstarget.com"; a[1] = "Wars keep on killing: Gulf War illness causes DNA damage in vets, according to new research|//www.naturalnews.com/2017-11-20-wars-keep-on-killing-gulf-war-illness-causes-dna-damage-in-vets-according-to-new-research.html|11/20/2017 11:13:04 PM|Naturalnews.com"; a[2] = "The health of your gut microbiome could predict your risk of heart disease, researchers find|//www.naturalnews.com/2017-11-20-the-health-of-your-gut-microbiome-could-predict-your-risk-of-heart-disease-researchers-find.html|11/20/2017 11:12:40 PM|Naturalnews.com"; a[3] = "Improve circulation and productivity with a cold shower: Study finds it provides an energy boost similar to coffee, resulting in fewer days off work|//www.naturalnews.com/2017-11-20-improve-circulation-and-productivity-with-a-cold-shower-study-finds-it-provides-an-energy-boost-similar-to-coffee-resulting-in-fewer-days-off-work.html|11/20/2017 11:05:17 PM|Naturalnews.com"; a[4] = "What's your risk-taking IQ? Research suggests how much risk we're willing to take is pre-wired|//www.naturalnews.com/2017-11-20-whats-your-risk-taking-iq-research-suggests-how-much-risk-were-willing-to-take-is-pre-wired.html|11/20/2017 11:02:27 PM|Naturalnews.com"; }; if (vCat == 2) { // Preparedness var vCatName = "Preparedness News"; var vCatURL = "//www.alternativenews.com/preparedness-news.asp"; a[0] = "Tucker Carlson proves that gun control zealots know absolutely NOTHING about guns|//newstarget.com/2017-11-17-tucker-carlson-proves-that-gun-control-zealots-know-absolutely-nothing-about-guns.html|11/20/2017 11:14:28 PM|Newstarget.com"; a[1] = "Now or never: Time to reclaim our food independence|//www.naturalnews.com/2017-11-20-now-or-never-time-to-reclaim-our-food-independence.html|11/20/2017 11:00:19 PM|Naturalnews.com"; a[2] = "It's TOTALLY possible: How to homestead when you're flat broke|//www.naturalnews.com/2017-11-20-its-totally-possible-how-to-homestead-when-youre-flat-broke.html|11/20/2017 10:59:53 PM|Naturalnews.com"; a[3] = "Health Ranger: EPA, FDA building their own private armies with body armor and military weapons|//www.naturalnews.com/2017-11-17-health-ranger-epa-fda-building-their-own-private-armies-with-body-armor-and-military-weapons.html|11/20/2017 10:31:26 PM|Naturalnews.com"; a[4] = "Growing for a better world: The 5 benefits of organic gardening|//www.naturalnews.com/2017-11-16-growing-for-a-better-world-the-5-benefits-of-organic-gardening.html|11/16/2017 10:22:48 PM|Naturalnews.com"; }; if (vCat == 3) { // Science & Tech var vCatName = "Science & Tech News"; var vCatURL = "//www.alternativenews.com/science-tech-news.asp"; a[0] = "Talking cars: New app will allow your car to tell you what it needs (like the car's software does)|//newstarget.com/2017-11-20-talking-cars-new-app-will-allow-your-car-to-tell-you-what-it-needs-like-the-cars-software-does.html|11/20/2017 11:17:30 PM|Newstarget.com"; a[1] = "Engineers are developing robot farmers that may make widespread pesticide spraying obsolete|//www.naturalnews.com/2017-11-19-robot-farmers-pesticide-spraying-obsolete.html|11/20/2017 10:48:49 PM|Naturalnews.com"; a[2] = "Robot-controlled vehicles could soon be restocking military front lines with ammo, food, fuel|//www.naturalnews.com/2017-11-18-robot-controlled-vehicles-could-soon-be-restocking-military-front-lines-with-ammo-food-fuel.html|11/20/2017 10:44:23 PM|Naturalnews.com"; a[3] = "It's real: New evidence proves chronic fatigue syndrome is not psychological - it alters brain chemistry|//www.naturalnews.com/2017-11-16-its-real-new-evidence-proves-chronic-fatigue-syndrome-is-not-psychological-it-alters-brain-chemistry.html|11/16/2017 10:26:58 PM|Naturalnews.com"; a[4] = "Have scientists programmed GMO food to reduce the population? Evidence suggests reduced sperm counts, especially in black men, are a result of weaponized food|//www.naturalnews.com/2017-11-16-have-scientists-programmed-gmo-food-to-reduce-the-population-evidence-suggests-reduced-sperm-counts-especially-in-black-men-are-a-result-of-weaponized-food.html|11/16/2017 10:25:25 PM|Naturalnews.com"; }; if (vCat == 4) { // Finance var vCatName = "Finance News"; var vCatURL = "//www.alternativenews.com/finance-news.asp"; a[0] = "Bitcoin zealots suddenly admit it will never work as a universal payment system? now touting "digital gold" myth to try to keep people buying in|//www.naturalnews.com/2017-11-19-bitcoin-zealots-suddenly-admit-it-will-never-work-as-a-payment-system-now-touting-digital-gold-myth.html|11/20/2017 10:51:02 PM|Naturalnews.com"; a[1] = "Feds claim that buying and selling large amounts of Bitcoin without a license is illegal in the United States due to "money transmitting business registration" laws|//newstarget.com/2017-11-17-did-you-know-that-buying-and-selling-bitcoin-is-illegal-in-the-united-states-thanks-to-totalitarian-money-transmitting-business-registration-laws.html|11/17/2017 11:06:24 PM|Newstarget.com"; a[2] = "Peter Schiff: Most of Bitcoin's "paper profits" will VANISH? cryptocurrency's limited supply a total myth|//www.naturalnews.com/2017-11-16-peter-schiff-most-of-bitcoins-paper-profits-will-vanish-cryptocurrencys-limited-supply-a-total-myth.html|11/16/2017 10:25:53 PM|Naturalnews.com"; a[3] = "Peter Schiff exposes Bitcoin bubble: "There's no real value in Bitcoin"|//www.naturalnews.com/2017-11-15-peter-schiff-exposes-bitcoin-bubble-theres-no-real-value-in-bitcoin.html|11/15/2017 11:13:44 PM|Naturalnews.com"; a[4] = "Online cryptocurrency wallet accidentally torches $300M worth of Ether coins ? Crypto cultists PANIC|//newstarget.com/2017-11-13-online-cryptocurrency-wallet-accidentally-torches-300m-worth-of-ether-coins-crypto-cultists-panic.html|11/14/2017 10:43:29 PM|Newstarget.com"; }; if (vCat == 5) { // Government var vCatName = "Government News"; var vCatURL = "//www.alternativenews.com/government-news.asp"; a[0] = "President Trump saves the elephants of Zimbabwe: Big game hunting trophy ban to remain in place|//www.naturalnews.com/2017-11-18-president-trump-saves-the-elephants-big-game-hunting.html|11/20/2017 10:40:46 PM|Naturalnews.com"; a[1] = "Trump nominates Big Pharma executive to run HHS, proving government has been hopelessly corrupted by the drug industry|//www.naturalnews.com/2017-11-15-trump-nominates-big-pharma-executive-to-run-hhs-proving-government-has-been-hopelessly-corrupted-by-the-drug-industry.html|11/15/2017 11:14:11 PM|Naturalnews.com"; a[2] = "Media invent two fake Trump scandals in first day of Asia trip (first it was Trump supposedly botching Japanese auto manufacturing, then ? Koi-Gate)|//newstarget.com/2017-11-10-media-invent-two-fake-trump-scandals-in-first-day-of-asia-trip.html|11/10/2017 11:17:49 PM|Newstarget.com"; a[3] = "Hysterical left-wingers go insane over President Trump feeding koi fish in Japan? because Democrat journalists are stupid|//www.naturalnews.com/2017-11-09-hysterical-left-wingers-go-insane-over-president-trump-feeding-koi-fish-in-japan-because-democrat-journalists-are-stupid.html|11/10/2017 11:08:01 PM|Naturalnews.com"; a[4] = "Hysterical left-wingers go insane over President Trump feeding koi fish in Japan? because Democrat journalists are stupid|//newstarget.com/2017-11-09-hysterical-left-wingers-go-insane-over-president-trump-feeding-koi-fish-in-japan-because-democrat-journalists-are-stupid.html|11/9/2017 10:30:11 PM|Newstarget.com"; }; if (vCat == 6) { // Environment var vCatName = "Environment News"; var vCatURL = "//www.alternativenews.com/environment-news.asp"; a[0] = "Marijuana farmers are destroying natural ecosystems as quest for profits outweighs "green" agricultural practices|//www.naturalnews.com/2017-11-20-marijuana-farmers-are-destroying-natural-ecosystems-as-quest-for-profits-outweighs-green-agricultural-practices.html|11/20/2017 11:12:55 PM|Naturalnews.com"; a[1] = "New research exposes the risks of geoengineering to artificially intervene in global warming: It may devastate the planet|//www.naturalnews.com/2017-11-19-risks-geoengineering-artificial-intervention-global-warming.html|11/20/2017 10:58:57 PM|Naturalnews.com"; a[2] = "Health Ranger: Plants synthesize miraculous medicines at the molecular level|//www.naturalnews.com/2017-11-19-health-ranger-plants-synthesize-miraculous-medicines-at-the-molecular-level.html|11/20/2017 10:53:18 PM|Naturalnews.com"; a[3] = "The plastic pollution problem is wide AND deep: Study finds sea animals from the deepest parts of the ocean, 7 miles down, have plastic in their stomachs|//www.naturalnews.com/2017-11-17-the-plastic-pollution-problem-is-wide-and-deep-study-finds-sea-animals-from-the-deepest-parts-of-the-ocean-7-miles-down-have-plastic-in-their-stomachs.html|11/20/2017 10:32:15 PM|Naturalnews.com"; a[4] = "Operator of Keystone Pipeline quietly cleaning up spill of 210,000 gallons of oil from largest-ever leak in South Dakota|//www.naturalnews.com/2017-11-17-operator-of-keystone-pipeline-quietly-cleaning-up-spill-of-210000-gallons-of-oil-from-largest-ever-leak-in-south-dakota.html|11/20/2017 10:32:05 PM|Naturalnews.com"; }; if (vCat == 7) { // Liberty var vCatName = "Liberty News"; var vCatURL = "//www.alternativenews.com/liberty-news.asp"; a[0] = "The top 10 rules for the next generation of liberty movement leaders (part 4 of 4)|//www.naturalnews.com/2017-11-16-the-top-10-rules-for-the-next-generation-of-liberty-movement-leaders-part-4-of-4.html|11/17/2017 10:47:11 PM|Naturalnews.com"; a[1] = "The top 10 rules for the next generation of liberty movement leaders (part 3 of 4)|//www.naturalnews.com/2017-11-15-the-top-10-rules-for-the-next-generation-of-liberty-movement-leaders-part-3-of-4.html|11/15/2017 11:07:01 PM|Naturalnews.com"; a[2] = "NYT calls for Facebook to censor all pro-life websites by labeling them "fake news"|//www.naturalnews.com/2017-11-14-nyt-calls-for-facebook-to-censor-all-pro-life-websites-by-labeling-them-fake-news.html|11/15/2017 10:47:18 PM|Naturalnews.com"; a[3] = "The top 10 rules for the next generation of liberty movement leaders (part 2 of 4)|//www.naturalnews.com/2017-11-14-the-top-10-rules-for-the-next-generation-of-liberty-movement-leaders-part-2-of-4.html|11/15/2017 10:46:57 PM|Naturalnews.com"; a[4] = "The Internet crackdown begins: U.S. Senator Al Franken wants Google, Facebook and Twitter to censor political speech|//www.naturalnews.com/2017-11-14-the-internet-crackdown-begins-u-s-senator-al-franken-wants-google-facebook-and-twitter-to-censor-political-speech.html|11/15/2017 10:46:34 PM|Naturalnews.com"; }; if (vCat == 8) { // Society var vCatName = "Society News"; var vCatURL = "//www.alternativenews.com/society-news.asp"; a[0] = "Google spy: Background noise can activate the voice assistant, which keeps recordings of your conversations|//newstarget.com/2017-11-19-google-spy-background-noise-can-activate-the-voice-assistant-which-keeps-recordings-of-your-conversations.html|11/20/2017 11:16:33 PM|Newstarget.com"; a[1] = "Planned Parenthood could face federal charges for trafficking baby body parts|//www.naturalnews.com/2017-11-18-planned-parenthood-could-face-federal-charges-for-trafficking-baby-body-parts.html|11/20/2017 10:46:22 PM|Naturalnews.com"; a[2] = "If "sitting is the new smoking," who is responsible for the health consequences of desk jobs?|//www.naturalnews.com/2017-11-18-if-sitting-is-the-new-smoking-who-is-responsible-for-the-health-consequences-of-desk-jobs.html|11/20/2017 10:41:02 PM|Naturalnews.com"; a[3] = "More politically correct justification for bad behavior: Maybe cyberbullies are angry because they have ADHD|//www.naturalnews.com/2017-11-18-more-politically-correct-justification-for-bad-behavior-maybe-cyberbullies-are-angry-because-they-have-adhd.html|11/20/2017 10:33:17 PM|Naturalnews.com"; a[4] = "Tomorrow's AI detectives are learning their craft from TV: Binge watching CSI helps them guess the criminal 60% of the time|//newstarget.com/2017-11-17-tomorrows-ai-detectives-are-learning-their-craft-from-tv-binge-watching-csi-helps-them-guess-the-criminal-60-of-the-time.html|11/17/2017 11:06:15 PM|Newstarget.com"; }; if (vCat == 9) { // Politics var vCatName = "Politics News"; var vCatURL = "//www.alternativenews.com/politics-news.asp"; a[0] = "Hillary voters are turning on Bill Clinton over decades-old sexual assault and rape charges|//newstarget.com/2017-11-18-hillary-voters-are-turning-on-bill-clinton-over-decades-old-sexual-assault-and-rape-charges.html|11/20/2017 11:16:21 PM|Newstarget.com"; a[1] = "Remember when Democrats applauded Bill Clinton despite his sexual misconduct against multiple women in the 1990s?|//newstarget.com/2017-11-18-remember-when-democrats-applauded-bill-clinton-sexual-misconduct-multiple-women.html|11/20/2017 11:16:12 PM|Newstarget.com"; a[2] = "Another day, another DEMOCRAT accused of sexual harrassment: Why is there a double standard for Dems and Republicans?|//newstarget.com/2017-11-17-another-day-another-democrat-accused-of-sexual-harrassment-why-is-there-a-double-standard-for-dems-and-republicans.html|11/20/2017 11:14:13 PM|Newstarget.com"; a[3] = "The Left's inescapable HATE problem: Their hate doesn't count but YOUR hate should get you banned from everything|//www.naturalnews.com/2017-11-19-the-lefts-hate-problem-their-hate-doesnt-count.html|11/20/2017 10:55:33 PM|Naturalnews.com"; a[4] = "Liberals attack the FAMILY: If you have kids, YOU are destroying the planet|//www.naturalnews.com/2017-11-18-liberals-attack-the-family-if-you-have-kids-you-are-destroying-the-planet.html|11/20/2017 10:35:02 PM|Naturalnews.com"; }; if (vCat == 10) { // Weird var vCatName = "Weird News"; var vCatURL = "//www.alternativenews.com/weird-news.asp"; a[0] = "Historical first: Robot granted citizenship in Saudi Arabia even though "she" has no conciousness|//newstarget.com/2017-11-16-historical-first-robot-granted-citizenship-in-saudi-arabia-even-though-she-has-no-conciousness.html|11/16/2017 10:28:17 PM|Newstarget.com"; a[1] = "Insane feminist goes on national TV to claim "women can do no wrong" and all men are "toxic"|//www.naturalnews.com/2017-11-13-insane-feminist-goes-on-national-tv-to-claim-women-can-do-no-wrong-and-all-men-are-toxic.html|11/14/2017 10:31:40 PM|Naturalnews.com"; a[2] = "Trans-men desperately trying to beat women in women's sports with unfair muscular advantage? leftists applaud|//www.naturalnews.com/2017-11-09-trans-men-desperately-trying-to-beat-women-in-womens-sports-with-unfair-muscular-advantage.html|11/10/2017 11:15:53 PM|Naturalnews.com"; a[3] = "Too fat to FLY? Airlines to begin weighing passengers (and charging accordingly)|//www.naturalnews.com/2017-11-09-too-fat-to-fly-airlines-to-begin-weighing-passengers-and-charging-accordingly.html|11/10/2017 11:15:03 PM|Naturalnews.com"; a[4] = "How hospitals keep their patients sick by feeding them Ensure, a "junk food" nutrition shake|//newstarget.com/2017-11-09-how-hospitals-keep-patients-sick-feeding-ensure-nutrition-shake.html|11/9/2017 10:31:07 PM|Newstarget.com"; }; if (vCat == 11) { // Military & War var vCatName = "Military & War News"; var vCatURL = "//www.alternativenews.com/military-war-news.asp"; a[0] = "Putin is concerned there will soon be genetically modified superhuman soldiers; calling on world leaders to agree to limitations and regulations|//newstarget.com/2017-11-14-putin-is-concerned-there-will-soon-be-genetically-modified-superhuman-solders-calling-on-world-leaders-to-agree-to-limitations-and-regulations.html|11/14/2017 10:44:17 PM|Newstarget.com"; a[1] = "China has developed a magnetic propulsion drive for use on nuclear submarines, making them almost silent|//newstarget.com/2017-11-12-china-has-developed-a-magnetic-propulsion-drive-for-use-on-nuclear-submarines-making-them-almost-silent.html|11/13/2017 10:53:50 PM|Newstarget.com"; a[2] = "North Korean hackers have stolen submarine and warship blueprints from South Korea, claims lawmaker|//newstarget.com/2017-11-07-now-north-korean-hackers-have-stolen-submarine-and-warship-blueprints-from-south-korea.html|11/8/2017 11:56:45 PM|Newstarget.com"; a[3] = "Ransomware cyberattack on England's NHS was North Korea's doing, says U.K. security minister|//newstarget.com/2017-11-06-ransomware-cyberattack-on-englands-nhs-was-north-koreas-doing-says-u-k-security-minister.html|11/7/2017 10:27:34 PM|Newstarget.com"; a[4] = "No longer a conspiracy theory: China running "chemical warfare" against America with steady supply of deadly opioid chemicals|//www.naturalnews.com/2017-11-06-no-longer-a-conspiracy-theory-china-running-chemical-warfare-against-america-with-steady-supply-of-deadly-opioid-chemicals.html|11/7/2017 10:24:55 PM|Naturalnews.com"; }; if (vCat == 12) { // Spirituality var vCatName = "Spirituality News"; var vCatURL = "//www.alternativenews.com/spirituality-news.asp"; a[0] = "Scientists explore why fear is fun for some; the fight-or-flight chemicals are also present in happiness|//www.naturalnews.com/2017-11-20-scientists-explore-why-fear-is-fun-for-some-the-flight-or-fright-chemicals-are-also-present-in-happiness.html|11/20/2017 11:12:22 PM|Naturalnews.com"; a[1] = "You need some "me" time: Experts say 15 minutes of solitude every day eases stress and anxiety|//www.naturalnews.com/2017-11-14-you-need-some-me-time-experts-say-15-minutes-of-solitude-everyday-eases-stress-and-anxiety.html|11/15/2017 10:46:43 PM|Naturalnews.com"; a[2] = "How you deal with your mistakes may determine the difference between making excuses and learning a lesson|//www.naturalnews.com/2017-11-03-how-much-you-think-about-your-mistakes-may-determine-the-difference-between-making-excuses-and-learning-a-lesson.html|11/6/2017 9:00:39 PM|Naturalnews.com"; a[3] = "The power of thought: New study finds that what depression patients EXPECT is more important than what they actually take|//www.naturalnews.com/2017-11-02-the-power-of-thought-new-study-finds-that-what-depression-patients-expect-is-more-important-than-what-they-actually-take.html|11/2/2017 11:52:09 PM|Naturalnews.com"; a[4] = "New study backs up reports of near-death experiences, claiming that consciousness continues to work after the heart has stopped|//www.naturalnews.com/2017-10-23-new-study-backs-up-reports-of-near-death-experiences-claiming-that-consciousness-continues-to-work-after-the-heart-has-stopped.html|10/24/2017 11:50:20 PM|Naturalnews.com"; }; if (vCat == 13) { // Media var vCatName = "Media News"; var vCatURL = "//www.alternativenews.com/media-news.asp"; a[0] = "Anonymous - The Scary Truth About America's Drug Problem (Video)|//talknetwork.com/2017-11-20-anonymous-the-scary-truth-about-americas-drug-problem-video.html|11/20/2017 11:24:50 PM|Talknetwork.com"; a[1] = "The Truth About Hollywood's Collapse (Video)|//talknetwork.com/2017-11-20-the-truth-about-hollywoods-collapse-video.html|11/20/2017 11:24:34 PM|Talknetwork.com"; a[2] = ""It's Okay To Be White" - Mainstream Media and Leftists Fall Into The "Anti-White" Trap (Video)|//talknetwork.com/2017-11-20-its-okay-to-be-white-mainstream-media-and-leftists-fall-into-the-anti-white-trap-video.html|11/20/2017 11:24:25 PM|Talknetwork.com"; a[3] = "Hillary Clinton Accused of Covering Up Pedophile Ring While in State Department (Video)|//talknetwork.com/2017-11-20-hillary-clinton-accused-of-covering-up-pedophile-ring-while-in-state-department-video.html|11/20/2017 11:23:56 PM|Talknetwork.com"; a[4] = "The Truth About Taxes: The IRS "Could" Be Filing Our Taxes FOR US, FOR FREE (Video)|//talknetwork.com/2017-11-20-the-truth-about-taxes-the-irs-could-be-filing-our-taxes-for-us-for-free-video.html|11/20/2017 11:23:48 PM|Talknetwork.com"; }; var vBlock = ""; for (i = 0; i < a.length; i++) { vTemp = FormatHeadline(a[i]); vBlock = vBlock + vTemp; }; //==================================== var vStart = '
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